street stupid.

so you're driving. you're kinda driving without really paying attention. but you aren't driving badly. you just zone out for a little bit. until a aggressive mini-van driving mother cuts you off in all her glory with every single name and sport of her children on various stickers decorating her windshield. you think, well maybe she can't see you in your 2002 honda accord, cruising right next to her. or maybe she's taking one of her kids somewhere. maybe she's taking ashley to her ballet practice at dance invasion. or maybe she's taking scott to his soccer practice. or maybe, since some of her kids are honor roll students at webb elementary, she's rushing them home to study their colors and multiplication tables. honestly, woman, just because you have five billion children running around in tutus and shin guards doesn't not allow you to cut me off. you are a freaking MOTHER. you probably have kids in the car. why are you driving like it's the end of the world? goodness gracious. if you're a mother driving a mini-van, i expect you to be considerate and cautious on the streets. especially if you're driving next to me. not to mention, you drive a tank. you take up half the road anyway, at least make sure you're driving between the lines. ask your kids, at least they can color in between them.